The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Minsk
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Brent Lake | Anarchy | “Paradise” | |
| 2. |  The State of Cedar Johnston | Anarchy | “Park Oneself Down” | |
| 3. |  The District of Jenufi | Anarchy | “Digging” | |
| 4. |  The State of Zyzygy | Corporate Bordello | “Moving Together as One” | |
| 5. |  The State of Usumbura | Anarchy | “Eventually” | |
| 6. |  The State of MIHCK | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Svislach Harkaha | Right-wing Utopia | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The State of Atlantico Central | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Over The Edge” | |
| 9. |  The Bannorn of Lootera | Left-Leaning College State | “Se Kēli's Prūmia” |