The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Minoa
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The City State of Athens and Midlands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Mother of the Mediterraniean Islands” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of CMYK | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's fun to print with the C.M.Y.K …” | |
| 3. |  The Island Republic of East Calypso | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ＴＲＯＰＩＣＡＬ ＤＲＥＡＭＳ ミノア” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Hackney | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “…” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Heritron | Anarchy | “A badly-rendered Legend of the Lost Keys” | |
| 6. |  The Labours of Hosting | Left-Leaning College State | “Still struggling with SSH to this day.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Manaea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Είμαστε και θα είμαστε” | |
| 8. |  The Beautiful Mathematicians of Mathematik | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Multiplication by Zero is strictly prohibited.” | |
| 9. |  The Cute Critter of Mini Squid Girl | Anarchy | “ゲソ!” | |
| 10. |  The State of Minoa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “侵略! 国民国家, でゲソ!” |