The Fattest Citizens in Miami
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The State of Miami | Anarchy | “Eto ne vash” | |
2. | The District of Tuttleville | Anarchy | “Community” | |
3. | The State of Julia Tuttle | Anarchy | “Great beginnings” | |
4. | The State of Moffatt | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
5. | The State of Misner | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
6. | The State of Miamibrasil | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ordem e Progresso” | |
7. | The District of Bentley Island | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
8. | The State of Moyle | Anarchy | “Might Makes Wrong” |