The Most Advanced Public Transport in Merry Band of Misfits
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allied States of Ponkeil | Corrupt Dictatorship | “You will never make it” | |
| 2. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Klyngon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Flee!” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Kaname Asagiri | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of XxRedxX | Moralistic Democracy | “Twizle” |