The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Mediterranean
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Happy Community of -Joyland- | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Happiness is mandatory” | |
| 2. |  The Islamic State of Al-Jihad | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Allahu akbar” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Allied City-States of Orience | Capitalist Paradise | “Duty, Obedience, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Antaviana Maiana | Anarchy | “És Reí, sa Llei i sa llibertat.” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Metropoles of Arzibe | Left-Leaning College State | “An hour or several” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Batea del Sud | Anarchy | “Virtus Unita Fortior” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Costa Gravan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dignity, propserity, duty” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Crul-Mangs | Democratic Socialists | “God,Home and The workers party” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Freedomstaki | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Long Live Life” | |
| 10. |  The Fabulous Kingdom of Graalstone | Democratic Socialists | “Nothing & nobody... ...except Us!” |