The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Mauritius
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Covadango | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Glorious Community” | |
| 2. |  The State of Dantes Gate | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Crossing that bridge” | |
| 3. |  The State of Durchgang | Anarchy | “Home Sweet Home” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Elaine Bea | Authoritarian Democracy | “Seeking Freedom and Hope” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Eschate Thule | Anarchy | “done gone too far” | |
| 6. |  The State of House of Buckingham | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Empire” | |
| 7. |  The State of Mauritius Village | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dare I say” | |
| 8. |  The State of Roebuck Venture | New York Times Democracy | “God and Country” |