The Highest Drug Use in Maputo
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Durham State | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dare i say” | |
| 2. |  The State of Zwanzig Sieben | Anarchy | “Don't Recruit Me!!!!” | |
| 3. |  The State of Bigelow Chatham | Anarchy | “Try Again, maybe” | |
| 4. |  The State of Dalgetaec | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Lourenco | Anarchy | “Capital” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Bio bio | New York Times Democracy | “La verdad no se promete, se cuenta. Bíobio, la radio” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Dangling Puppy | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The State of Serra de Leao | Moralistic Democracy | “Unity Freedom Justice” | |
| 9. |  The State of Mutawakkil | Corporate Police State | “Wilds” |