The Safest in Macfora Forever
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand State of Colonino | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Death To All Not Of Macfora” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Arkayn Stretenby | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Whatever!!” | |
| 3. |  The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” |