The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Louisiana
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Chandeleur | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Primary Defences” | |
| 2. |  The Earthly Realm of Earl K Long | Father Knows Best State | “Thank goodness for John Bel” | |
| 3. |  The White Line Wall of I 10 | Moralistic Democracy | “No sparkley motto here, dude” | |
| 4. |  The Louisiana True Detectives of I 12 | Father Knows Best State | “Pensive mood: Union, justice, and confidence” | |
| 5. |  The Archival Pack Rat of Nolaerie Storage Unit2 | Left-Leaning College State | “The grant writer and archivist behind Nolaerie” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Notre Dame de Paris | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “C'est un mot qu'on dirait inventé pour elle” | |
| 7. |  The Royaume of Nouvelle Orleans | Left-Leaning College State | “Ça goûte Cajun par chez nous!” | |
| 8. |  The United States of The Louisiana Purchase | Democratic Socialists | “From Sea to Shining Sea” |