The Highest Drug Use in Los Angeles
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of New Nestaira | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Don't Dream It, Be It” | |
| 2. |  The Karma Police Department of Frank Columbo | Left-wing Utopia | “Just one more thing…” | |
| 3. |  The Thought I had left it behind of Follows | Left-wing Utopia | “There's no place like home, So where am I?” | |
| 4. |  The Nuestra Señora of Santa Muerte | Left-wing Utopia | “Niña Santa de Muerte Santa” | |
| 5. |  The Sun-drenched Siblinghood of Santa Moniker | Left-wing Utopia | “Riots not diets” | |
| 6. |  The Dead Wings of Angeltown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “War within a breath” |