The Fattest Citizens in Loamhedge

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Loamhedge is ranked 3,527th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The MountainLeft-Leaning College State“meh”
2.The Most Serene Cloisters of The Redwall AbbeyCorporate Police State“I Am That Is”
3.The Odiferous Confederacy of CysuvikCorporate Police State“Embrace the stink”
4.The Disputed Territories of UzuzuzzCapitalist Paradise“No room for doubt”
5.The Most Serene Republic of QuietDraftee26Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“The ceremony of innocence is drowned”
6.The Standing Zombie Republic of ZuqueLiberal Democratic Socialists“We stand for everything!”
7.The Awfully Nice Nation of HalkiaNew York Times Democracy“Forever in its Shadow”
8.The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent PeoplesScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.”
9.The Republic of ZombiedolphinsCivil Rights Lovefest“Logic is blind and often knows only its own past”