The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Lilongwe
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Lilongwe is ranked 2,132nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Nebuchadnezcar | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Flight One” | |
| 2. |  The State of Cassatt | Anarchy | “Dare to Try” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Ryan Emmett | Anarchy | “Up and Beyond” | |
| 4. |  The State of Pioneer Gamble | Anarchy | “First Crack” | |
| 5. |  The State of Boscu | Corporate Bordello | “From Here and Gone” | |
| 6. |  The State of Pour Huit | Corporate Bordello | “RIP” | |
| 7. |  The State of Holly Strachan | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The State of Ducks Point | Conservative Democracy | “Good as Gold” | |
| 9. |  The Cult of Apollyon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Benedictus sanctus Apollyon, ianitor illac” |