The Most Secular in LGBT University
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Utopian Commonwealth of Discoveria | New York Times Democracy | “In Science We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Costamar | Anarchy | “De perdidos, al río.” | |
| 3. |  The Higher Education Institute of LGBT University Founder | Civil Rights Lovefest | “LGBT University” | |
| 4. |  The Higher Education Institute of LGBT University Library | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Wisdom Through Good Record-Keeping!” | |
| 5. |  The Higher Education Institute of LGBT University | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Welcome to LGBT University” |