The Most Secular in Lemuria
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Lemuria is ranked 4,709th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide | Democratic Socialists | “A thought a day keeps the stupid police away” | |
| 2. |  The Wilkshire Colony of Unconquerable Invictus | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul” | |
| 3. |  The Clothing-Optional Beaches of Makenaland | Corporate Bordello | “Don't worry, be happy” | |
| 4. |  The Houses of Federal Lemuria | Left-Leaning College State | “Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli” | |
| 5. |  The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of Cassaralla | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Certainty in Valour” | |
| 7. |  The Legendary Republic of Cakatoa | New York Times Democracy | “What does not kill you only makes you...stranger” |