The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in League of Sovereign Nations
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Founder Puppet of League of Sovereign Nations | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All nations are Created Equal” | |
| 2. |  The Kleptocracy of Eaglais Bhreac | Corporate Police State | “What's Mine is Mine, What's Yours is Mine Too” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of District Line 22 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of -F4n-4rt | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Carthusiastan | Father Knows Best State | “The Cross is Steady while the World Turns” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Antares Scorpi | Democratic Socialists | “Je mettrai à faire ma grande nation!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Gramont-Ornieres | New York Times Democracy | “Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Muzztopia | Libertarian Police State | “Patientia opportunius caelum flamma duces ac tueatur” |