The Most Primitive in Latinoamerica Libre
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Republica Federativa de Brasil | Corporate Bordello | “Ordem e progresso” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of District Line 15 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Garawa | Left-wing Utopia | “Devengo Do Mi Gratog” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of The Dorados | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justicia, Poder, Unión” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Nih Tar Umatial | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. |  The Union of Socialist States of Yukoviak | Corporate Bordello | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 7. |  The Socialist states of Nepanyotlan | Democratic Socialists | “por mi cultura viviré y por mi tierra moriré” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of The Rusia | Moralistic Democracy | “Единая Богом и Святой Матерью Россия” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Ventrel | New York Times Democracy | “La Confederacion Unida hace la Fuerza” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Latinamerica Libre | New York Times Democracy | “Vocero Oficial de Latinoamerica Libre” |