The Safest in Lands End
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Lands End is ranked 13,165th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tropical Island of Claysville | Corporate Bordello | “Life is just a bowl of cherries.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Lippeland | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Prosperity comes from progress” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Nyvardan | Democratic Socialists | “I'm with you and I don't open!” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Ruwan Islands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of FederacionMilitarMexicana | Authoritarian Democracy | “Todo por la Patria y toda la patria para el pueblo” | |
| 6. |  The Free Federation of Schabinur | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Creato per unire il mondo” | |
| 7. |  The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Irelandia | Democratic Socialists | “The East shall be took by a British storm!” | |
| 8. |  The People's Land of Pianuland | Democratic Socialists | “Into Service and Order” | |
| 9. |  The Confraternition of Hooseria Magna | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ubi Viae Viis Transducunt, Gentes Florent.” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Mythel | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Embrace insanity!” |