The Longest Average Lifespans in Lands End
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Եադյրա՟դյշի Պևօդշօդեվա՟դա of Deims Kir | Left-Leaning College State | “Դարյևյձե, Պյձ Բե՟դաո կցեվափյ՟իձ.” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Republic of New Slovakastan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A nation divided leaves its peoples vulnerable” | |
| 3. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Jizue Isles | Capitalist Paradise | “Fūrinkazan” | |
| 4. |  The Trade Federation of The Tribia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “How are we supposed to evolve if we never change” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of The Deitsch | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hiwwe wie Driwwe” | |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of Glossapolis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You can't fight evil by doing evil” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of Napolnia | Moralistic Democracy | “Endurance through God and Strength in Unity” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of TRUMPLANDOUGH | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If it don't trump, don't hump” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Islenia | New York Times Democracy | “A Man will Die but not his Ideas” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Cheeseofcheese | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cheese cheese cheese” |