The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Lady Vera
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Lord Stalker | Benevolent Dictatorship | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” | |
| 2. |  The Shaky World of Skye Johnson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Skye, Daisy Johnson, Mary Sue Poots, Quake, Whatever” |