The Fattest Citizens in Kylden
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Kylden is ranked 24,264th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“No pain, No gain!”|
|2.||The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Your utopia, My dystopia”|
|3.||The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp||New York Times Democracy||“Better go chaos then tyranny!”|
|4.||The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon||Democratic Socialists||“You mess with the people, you mess with the state!”|
|5.||The Third Social Alliance of Mascorp||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“This is our society and you better respect it!”|
|6.||The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Paloxe||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We fight against tyranny!”|
|7.||The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Coltra||Democratic Socialists||“Authoritarian countries can not be trusted!”|
|8.||The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Gervil||Democratic Socialists||“Nature can't support itself, but we can”|
|9.||The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Larxe||Democratic Socialists||“Surrender your oppression and embrace liberty”|
|10.||The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Xtugon||Democratic Socialists||“The only thing we really fight for is our freedom!”|