The Highest Crime Rates in Kyiv
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Shannon Black | Anarchy | “Tba” | |
| 2. |  The State of Wilbur | Anarchy | “Crossroads” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Far North | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 4. |  The State of Fagatogo | Corporate Bordello | “For free will” | |
| 5. |  The State of The Far South | Corporate Bordello | “Greater good” | |
| 6. |  The State of Cardinal Liberty | Free-Market Paradise | “RIP” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of B N A | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 8. | The State of Yaqua | Father Knows Best State | “We Can Do Without” |