The Safest in Kuwait
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Bournat | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home” | |
| 2. |  The District of Coldwater River | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community District” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Stormley | Corporate Bordello | “Thunder Off High” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Bani Azuza | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Protectorate” | |
| 5. |  The State of Gwenhwyfaren | Anarchy | “Old White” | |
| 6. |  The District of Characene | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Zuzam | Anarchy | “Depends Upon The Circumstances” |