The Fattest Citizens in King Sgt Appreciation Zone
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Capitalist Nation of Holy Empire of Vohlk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom or Death” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Socialist Republic of Sgttopia | Democratic Socialists | “Never let someone else think for you.” |