The Most Rebellious Youth in King Sgt Appreciation Zone
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Socialist Republic of Sgttopia | Democratic Socialists | “Never let someone else think for you.” | |
| 2. |  The Capitalist Nation of Holy Empire of Vohlk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom or Death” |