The Fattest Citizens in Khartoum
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Khartoum is ranked 4,867th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of True Liberty North | Corporate Bordello | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The State of Rydale | Anarchy | “Trying” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Nicht Weidier | Anarchy | “Going, going, no, still here” | |
| 4. |  The State of BTS | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Janice Coast | Anarchy | “RIP” | |
| 6. |  The State of Matticci | Conservative Democracy | “Before we forget” | |
| 7. |  The State of K 0 | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The District of Hades Warlord | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Community” |