The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Kampala
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Carruthers | Anarchy | “North Star” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Does Not Really Matter | Left-wing Utopia | “It is what you make of it” | |
| 3. |  The District of Great Western | Corporate Bordello | “Community” | |
| 4. |  The State of Il Silenzio | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Silence” | |
| 5. |  The State of Michealsand | Conservative Democracy | “By the sea” | |
| 6. |  The State of Mukim | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Always in service with God's guidance” | |
| 7. |  The State of Piapot | New York Times Democracy | “Much Too Far” | |
| 8. | The State of Urmgard | Anarchy | “Empire Forever” |