The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Joint Command
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Joint Command | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The State of M113 | Benevolent Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. | The State of McKerchie | Capitalist Paradise | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The District of Meade Island | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The State of Roggs | Right-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The State of Seamans Point | Corporate Bordello | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. |  The State of Shelter Bay | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The State of Yai | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” |