The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Jakarta
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Alh | Corrupt Dictatorship | “RIP” | |
| 2. |  The State of Bordello Liberty | Civil Rights Lovefest | “RIP” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Flotta Ordine | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Fleet Orders” | |
| 4. |  The State of Jabodetabeki | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 5. |  The State of Januar | Left-wing Utopia | “A nice kind of place” | |
| 6. |  The State of Jenufa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home Sweet Home” | |
| 7. |  The District of Ramos Horta | Anarchy | “Unidade, Acção, Progresso” | |
| 8. |  The State of Whiteacre Castle | Anarchy | “Original Seven” |