The Fattest Citizens in J o Jian Military Network

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, J o Jian Military Network is ranked 6,971st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad C3Father Knows Best State“Unity through Nationality”
2.The Armed Republic of 132nd Air WingCapitalist Paradise“The Fighting Falcons!”
3.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad C6Father Knows Best State“Unity through Nationality”
4.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A8Compulsory Consumerist State“Unity through Nationality”
5.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A7Father Knows Best State“Unity through Nationality”
6.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A9Father Knows Best State“Unity through Nationality”
7.The Republic of J o Jian Ambassador BravoFather Knows Best State“Here on behalf of J o J.”
8.The Armed Republic of 8th JSP DivisionFather Knows Best State“The Midnight Hunters!”
9.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A4Father Knows Best State“Unity through Defense.”
10.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad B9Father Knows Best State“Unity through Nationality”
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