The Safest in Ivory Tower
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Ivory Tower is ranked 83rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Principality of Incense | Democratic Socialists | “The heck with that.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of LeGuina | New York Times Democracy | “Presence, Space, Storytelling” |