The Most Primitive in Iran

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Iran is ranked 10,605th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sultanate of ZahootanIron Fist Consumerists“Might Makes Right”
2.The Protectorate of InsaptivePsychotic Dictatorship“Mission Accomplished”
3.The Armed Republic of Black MenDemocratic Socialists“power to the people”
4.The Confederacy of Todo GowdusInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Drink Mountain Dew”
5.The Everything Will Freeze of Time FreezeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“low acc fc”
6.The Republic of HalavariaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Women, Life, freedom”
7.The Republic of Gender Equality in IranInoffensive Centrist Democracy“F”
8.The One of The - KurganInoffensive Centrist Democracy“There can be only one!”
9.The Union of Federal States of AriansahrCivil Rights Lovefest“We Will Endure with our traditions.”
10.The United States of IramericaLeft-wing Utopia“In Nobody We Trust”