The Highest Drug Use in Iran
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Todo Gowdus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Drink Mountain Dew” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Gender Equality in Iran | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “F” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Black Men | Democratic Socialists | “power to the people” | |
| 4. |  The Everything Will Freeze of Time Freeze | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “low acc fc” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Halavaria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Women, Life, freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Union of Federal States of Ariansahr | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure with our traditions.” | |
| 7. |  The One of The - Kurgan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “There can be only one!” | |
| 8. |  The Sultanate of Zahootan | Moralistic Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Iramerica | Left-wing Utopia | “In Nobody We Trust” | |
| 10. |  The Protectorate of Insaptive | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished” |