The Most Patriotic in Iowa
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, Iowa is ranked 21,855th in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Glaggary Glaggleland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Become a glaggle today” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Otumwa | Tyranny by Majority | “I'm going in at puberty and wont get out until adultery” | |
| 3. |  The City of Council Bluffs | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain” | |
| 4. |  The City of Cedar Falls | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Altoona | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Mericle | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 7. |  The District of Barret | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “high district” | |
| 8. |  The District of Sauk Hawkeye | Corporate Bordello | “Community” | |
| 9. |  The State of West Alliance | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 10. |  The Theocracy of Spira | Left-Leaning College State | “Praise be to Yevon” |