The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Indianapolis
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Aullbeef Hooked | Anarchy | “Luck of the Irish” | |
| 2. |  The State of Bourao | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 3. |  The State of Bourger | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The State of Farwaniya | Corporate Bordello | “Governorate” | |
| 5. |  The State of Lyham | Anarchy | “Commonwealth” | |
| 6. |  The State of Mlapa | New York Times Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The State of Niende | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The State of Rayam | Anarchy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |