The Most Secular in Illinois
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Illinois is ranked 7,914th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Haefner | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “From Here to There” | |
| 2. |  The State of Erinouak | Anarchy | “Nation before state” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Le Premier dUn | Corporate Bordello | “Number One” | |
| 4. |  The District of Caitlyn | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The State of Hebur | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Lomarwood | Democratic Socialists | “Motto Is For Other People” | |
| 7. |  The State of Wacker High | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Getting Higher” | |
| 8. |  The State of Illiniweki | New York Times Democracy | “State bound hope” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Kaskaskia | Anarchy | “Liberty shall ring like a bell” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of The Sadlands | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” |