The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Houston
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Dana Forest | Moralistic Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2. |  The State of Eckerman | Anarchy | “From Many, One - From One, Many” | |
| 3. |  The State of Isaac Ebey | Free-Market Paradise | “State” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Lady Rhonda | Conservative Democracy | “Home So Proud” | |
| 5. |  The State of Matez | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The State of Mirre | Right-wing Utopia | “Might Certainly Makes Right” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Miss Appear | New York Times Democracy | “Does this outfit make me look fat?” | |
| 8. |  The State of Plymouth Company | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Northern” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Travistan Park | Anarchy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |