The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Hinduism
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Serene Followers of Brahman | Democratic Socialists | “Infinite” | |
| 2. |  The Religion of Hinduism | Democratic Socialists | “The Eternal Law” | |
| 3. |  The Secret Lab of Joana | Left-Leaning College State | “IT COULD BE YOU.” | |
| 4. |  The London Borough of Southall | New York Times Democracy | “ਸਾਊਥਾਲ” | |
| 5. |  The Exotic Planet of Sixam | Anarchy | “👽s United” |