The Fattest Citizens in Hell

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Hell is ranked 4,924th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mad King of Hell of The StalkerFather Knows Best State“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
2.The Free Land of Impending DamnationAnarchy“Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability”
3.The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash HeapIron Fist Consumerists“ₘₐₙ'ₛ ₒₙₑ ₜᵣₑₐₛᵤᵣₑ ᵢₛ ₐₙₒₜₕₑᵣ ₘₐₙ'ₛ ₜᵣₐₛₕ.”
4.The Delusion of Monarch GardensCorporate Bordello“.”
5.The Slow Loud Breathers of DonkervaderPsychotic Dictatorship“All your planets are belong to us!”
6.The Rogue Nation of Terrible TownFather Knows Best State“Strength Through Murder, Crime and Bloodshed”
7.The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil PersonzCorporate Police State“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”
8.The Racist Rogue Nation of United Racist DucksCorporate Police State“Together We Stand, Racist As One”
9.The Dumpster Fire of Spreading MisinformationCompulsory Consumerist State“Falsus notitia foris de industria statuo.”
10.The Wall of WerGodCorporate Police State“The laddie reckons himself a poet!”
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