The Fattest Citizens in Hell
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Hell is ranked 4,924th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker | Father Knows Best State | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” | |
2. | The Free Land of Impending Damnation | Anarchy | “Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability” | |
3. | The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap | Iron Fist Consumerists | “ₘₐₙ'ₛ ₒₙₑ ₜᵣₑₐₛᵤᵣₑ ᵢₛ ₐₙₒₜₕₑᵣ ₘₐₙ'ₛ ₜᵣₐₛₕ.” | |
4. | The Delusion of Monarch Gardens | Corporate Bordello | “.” | |
5. | The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All your planets are belong to us!” | |
6. | The Rogue Nation of Terrible Town | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Murder, Crime and Bloodshed” | |
7. | The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz | Corporate Police State | “I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...” | |
8. | The Racist Rogue Nation of United Racist Ducks | Corporate Police State | “Together We Stand, Racist As One” | |
9. | The Dumpster Fire of Spreading Misinformation | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Falsus notitia foris de industria statuo.” | |
10. | The Wall of WerGod | Corporate Police State | “The laddie reckons himself a poet!” |