The Best Weather in Hell
The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker | Father Knows Best State | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” | |
| 2. |  The Green Hell of Camp Mennihackatorso | Conservative Democracy | “You Must Go Into the Woods” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Boolaroo | Father Knows Best State | “The tyranny of absolutes must go!” | |
| 4. |  The Anti-Harry Potter Prison of Eta Carinae | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Anyone caught with Harry Potter will be EXECUTED!” | |
| 5. |  The Asklepiocracy of Xoris Onoma | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Euphrosynos ☕” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Chiefdom of Kyraina | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By Defending the weak, we Protect the Strong” | |
| 7. |  The GUNDUMZIAN Protectorate of Draconic Aiur | Left-Leaning College State | “You can't succeed unless you're willing to risk failure” | |
| 8. |  The Calm Nation of Morbus | Democratic Socialists | “It's not the end yet” | |
| 9. |  The Rolling Thunder of Persecution Mania | Father Knows Best State | “Bath in sin, sadistic souls. Break the crust.” | |
| 10. |  The Society of Satvrn | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Soon.” |