The Largest Retail Industry in Hell
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
As a region, Hell is ranked 2,934th in the world for Largest Retail Industry.
|1.||The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader||Iron Fist Consumerists||“All your planets are belong to us!”|
|2.||The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker||Father Knows Best State||“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”|
|3.||The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.”|
|4.||The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“So it goes.”|
|5.||The Surréaliste Nichée D'Oiseaux of Vogel Tori||Anarchy||“My God, I hate drugs”|
|6.||The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras||New York Times Democracy||“Safety, Security, Unity.”|
|7.||The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P||Left-Leaning College State||“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.”|
|8.||The Principality of Demonos||Libertarian Police State||“Ipsa scientia potestas est.”|
|9.||The Free Land of Impending Damnation||Anarchy||“Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability”|
|10.||The Wall of WerGod||Corporate Police State||“The laddie reckons himself a poet!”|