Hell World Census

The Largest Retail Industry in Hell

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

As a region, Hell is ranked 2,934th in the world for Largest Retail Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Slow Loud Breathers of DonkervaderIron Fist Consumerists“All your planets are belong to us!”
2.The Mad King of Hell of The StalkerFather Knows Best State“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
3.The Evil Mad Scientists of FreddlandIron Fist Consumerists“Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.”
4.The Pub of Cynical AlcoholicsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“So it goes.”
5.The Surréaliste Nichée D'Oiseaux of Vogel ToriAnarchy“My God, I hate drugs”
6.The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of AltmorasNew York Times Democracy“Safety, Security, Unity.”
7.The Satanic Empire of Big Jim PLeft-Leaning College State“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.”
8.The Principality of DemonosLibertarian Police State“Ipsa scientia potestas est.”
9.The Free Land of Impending DamnationAnarchy“Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability”
10.The Wall of WerGodCorporate Police State“The laddie reckons himself a poet!”