The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Hell
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All your planets are belong to us!” | |
| 2. |  The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics | Capitalizt | “So it goes.” | |
| 3. |  The Delusion of Monarch Gardens | Corporate Bordello | “.” | |
| 4. |  The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker | Father Knows Best State | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Bunnycapistan | Anarchy | “Gubbermint bad, no step on snek” | |
| 6. |  The Dumpster Fire of Spreading Misinformation | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Falsus notitia foris de industria statuo.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Yerrrr | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Behave Or Else Yeet Sir Daddy Is Always Watching” | |
| 8. |  The Ⓐⓤⓣⓞⓝⓞⓜⓞⓤⓢ Ⓐⓖⓡⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓔⓢ of Baldwin Park | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The people are the heroes now!” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of Devils Realm | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Better To Rule In Hell Than Serve In Heaven!” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Arfarnation | Father Knows Best State | “The Earth must not be rulled” |