The Fattest Citizens in Haven
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Haven is ranked 272nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Fortress State of Bretton | Capitalist Paradise | “We Kill For Peace” | |
| 2. |  The Basileia of Willink | Anarchy | “επιδιώκει με το σπαθί μια ήρεμη ειρήνη” | |
| 3. |  The Glorious Dominion of The Candrian Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cum movetur, motus est” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Candrian Protectorate of Lucino | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In our Lord do We invest Our Trust” | |
| 5. |  The United Kingdom of Isselmere | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Never so far as you wish it was” |