The Fattest Citizens in Haven

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Haven is ranked 272nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Fortress State of BrettonCapitalist Paradise“We Kill For Peace”
2.The Basileia of WillinkAnarchy“επιδιώκει με το σπαθί μια ήρεμη ειρήνη”
3.The Glorious Dominion of The Candrian EmpireCivil Rights Lovefest“Cum movetur, motus est”
4.The Holy Candrian Protectorate of LucinoIron Fist Consumerists“In our Lord do We invest Our Trust”
5.The United Kingdom of IsselmereScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Never so far as you wish it was”