The Most Armed in Haslett
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
As a region, Haslett is ranked 1,917th in the world for Most Armed.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Lortastickaland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Kimderlopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Life is good. As it should” | |
| 3. |  The Anarcho-Syndicalist Union of Alexatian | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For the Internationale!” |