The Highest Crime Rates in Harare
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Rosa Parks | Anarchy | “Backward Step” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Ellis Lake | Anarchy | “Don't Recruit Me” | |
| 3. |  The District of Tout Chaud | Benevolent Dictatorship | “RIP” | |
| 4. |  The State of Casey McFarlane | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Given Choices” | |
| 5. |  The State of Laurent Albert | Anarchy | “Home” | |
| 6. |  The State of Cloudslee | Corporate Bordello | “Very Good” | |
| 7. |  The District of Caramel | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The State of Fahlstery | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Keeper of the Story” |