The Fattest Citizens in Hades
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Hades is ranked 6,216th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Dend Uni Ric Mil | Free-Market Paradise | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Orthensia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fortitudo rei publicae est virtus imperatoris!” |