The Highest Crime Rates in Groland
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Groland is ranked 17,838th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Dareae | Capitalist Paradise | “Long Live The War” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Median Se | Moralistic Democracy | “Long Live Median Se” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Heartlith | Iron Fist Socialists | “Peace and Love for All.” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Neo Lukan | Iron Fist Socialists | “Lukan for Lukanians! Not Betterthanbrianistanians!” | |
| 5. |  The Freehold of Kilrah | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Fire in the Darkness” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Bryantisstupid | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We shall burn away our PAST and build a new FUTURE!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Wellsl | New York Times Democracy | “Capitalism is better than socialism” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Etoilique | Left-wing Utopia | “Stars and blossoms give an equal sense of eternity.” | |
| 9. |  The Coven of Reader | New York Times Democracy | “To read is to live, to falter is to fade.” | |
| 10. |  The Corpocracy of Pepsi colaa | Left-Leaning College State | “Free market, Free people, Free health care” |