The Most Rebellious Youth in Grand Central
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dog friendly land of Benjyville | Civil Rights Lovefest | “MYOB” | |
| 2. |  The Beseiged Lands of Urdein Straights | Anarchy | “Blackfish” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Augustan Abbey of Stavelot-Malmedy | Capitalizt | “Pour Majesté!” | |
| 4. |  The Replications of The Ginger Ninja | Capitalizt | “Alisha” | |
| 5. |  The Torched Savannah of Ugg Lands | Democratic Socialists | “Ugg!” | |
| 6. |  The Matriarchy of TaylorSwift | Mother Knows Best State | “While the worst Are full of passionate intensity” | |
| 7. |  The Graveyards of Cat Herder | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Slow down cats crossing!” | |
| 8. |  The Unleashing of The Revenge of Rover | Father Knows Best State | “Doggarn It!” |