The Most Secular in GOOD BOIs
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Country of Ramdom state | Democratic Socialists | “Full of Ramdomness” | |
| 2. |  The Consolidated States of Lesser Afrisia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Efficiency, efficiency, efficiency” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Takataapui | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Kotahitanga mō āke tonu” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Golden Doge States of ErykCarrillo | Father Knows Best State | “Ok Nationstates friendship [DATA REDACTED]” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Anjorpe Armilven | Libertarian Police State | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Empald | Conservative Democracy | “Anevaínoume apó tis stáchtes!” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of MSN53 | Moralistic Democracy | “We Will Endure” |