The Highest Drug Use in Glass Gallows
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Tyr3d3lphia | Democratic Socialists | “Change will come” | |
| 2. |  The Chaotic Evil Dominion of Mournivalia | Father Knows Best State | “The enemy of my enemy is next.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Fantalandia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fanta is the best” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of World Coalition | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Master Rahl guide us, Master Rahl lead us” | |
| 5. |  The Lucky Gold Randomisation of Aleator | Father Knows Best State | “Toil at a soup to be a mast, NationStates” | |
| 6. |  The Dancing in the Depths of Maniacal | Corporate Police State | “For every Goliath... there is a stone-filled trebuchet” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Destral nui | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom is life(and tanks too)” |