The Fattest Citizens in Gholgoth
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Gholgoth is ranked 438th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Dominion of Drakonian Imperium | Anarchy | “Greatness, Power, and Authority! All Hail, Drakonia!” | |
| 2. |  The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Mara dad farmud va Khod Davar Ast.” | |
| 3. |  The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans | Capitalizt | “For God, Emperor, and Empire.” | |
| 4. |  The War Machine of Borman Empire | Benevolent Dictatorship | “If I want your opinion, I'll give it you” | |
| 5. |  The Sublime Imperial Republics of Aldarminia | Capitalist Paradise | “From seas and mountains, unto heavens we march” | |
| 6. |  The Meritocratic Union of Marquesan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Au-delà du possible” | |
| 7. |  The Acheron Imperium of Dephire | New York Times Democracy | “Revenge. It's a beautiful thing.” | |
| 8. |  The Dread Empire of Automagfreek | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are Many, Among So Very Few” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Lamehk | New York Times Democracy | “Strike Swift, Strike Unseen, Strike Terror” | |
| 10. |  The United Dominion of LOVE DOG | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Know this for what is the Dominion's, is the Dominion's” |